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penis-hunger-games:

veganerdgirl:

stopbeingadipwad:

youlovelucie:

homwrecker:

when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did

once i started coughing while i was having sex and my boyfriend was like, “WOAH WTF”

I didn’t even know my own vagina did that

When a girl sneezes while on her period, the first plague strikes and the bloody Nile appears in her underwear. 

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Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already. (via downwiththedown)

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josieloveskpop:

you know you’re in too deep when the youtube adds are in korean 


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lifeofaseamonster:

what

It’s a turkey
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ollielephant:

methhomework:

mikugaga:

Perfect. I want this.

you cant tell what the fucking keys are

you can if you’re a true pokemon master
mikugaga kagayakimasu
monsters-inside-us-all:

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gearstation:

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baruchsbalthamos:

Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.

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ahem.

noot noot


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